Songs and Cheers
Fight Song (a.k.a. Fight Tech Fight!)
Fight Tech, fight Engineers.
For banners bright Engineers.
From Northern hills, we’ll sound our cry,
We’ll ring your praises to the sky!
Fight Tech, fight Engineers.
For right with might Engineers.
We’ll win the game in the glorious name
of the Michigan Michigan Michigan Engineers!
Oo-Fa-Sa-Sa
Oo-Fa-Sa-Sa, Oo-Fa-Sa-Sa,
Hit 'em in the head with a big kielbasa!
That's a euphemism...
A really big euphemism!
Engineers
In Heaven there is no beer.
That’s why we drink it here.
And when we’re gone from here,
Our friends will be drinking all our beer.
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In Heaven there is no snow.
That’s why we want to go.
And when it’s ten below,
Our friends will be freezing in the snow.
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In Heaven there are no refs,
But here they’re blind and deaf.
And when we all have left,
Our friends will be BITCHIN’ AT THE REFS.
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In Heaven there is no sex.
That’s why we use “Brand X”.
And when we hit the decks,
Our friends will be having all our sex.
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E to the X, dx, dy,
E to the X, dx,
Secant, cosine, tangent, sine,
Three point one for one five nine!
Pi, Pi, radical, mu,
Beat 'em, beat' em MTU!
[pointing at other team]
They don't get it,
They don't get it,
They don't get it
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the engineers.
We can, we can, we can, we can drink all of forty beers.
Drink up, drink up, drink up, drink up, and come along with us,
for we don’t give a damn for any man who don’t give a damn for us.
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My father was a miner on the upper Malamute.
My mother was a hostess in the house of ill repute.
And at the tender age of three, they threw me on my ear,
And there was nothing left for me to do but become an engineer.
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(The Hard Verse)
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are, we are.
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(Special Hockey Verse)
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve,
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve,
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve,
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve
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And many, many more…